First, everyone knows that Sarah Palin has a whimsical streak when it comes to naming her kids. Track, Bristol, Piper, Willow, and Trig.
This website allows you to enter your name and it generates what your name would have been if Ms. Palin had been your mom. Say hi to Missle Blunt Palin.
Second, regarding these kid's names, some wise guy in Gene Weingarten's chat this week pointed out that since the Secret Service is in the habit of assigning exactly those sorts of names to the people they are protecting, they will need to instead assign normal names to those kids, like Bill, Jim, and Susan.
And now for something completely different. Look at what this guy did with $10 worth of Sharpies in his basement. I cannot fathom having that kind of talent. Or nerve - I can't imagine Mrs Notthat sitting quietly by while I attacked the walls with a pen. Or that there would be any way to keep the grandkids from "helping."
That's it - move along...